I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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