D3 body, D1 cock
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
our cab driver is having phone sex.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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