i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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