And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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