i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
how do flat chested girls get laid?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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