i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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