that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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