I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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