You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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