She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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