you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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