You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
vagina is talking i cant
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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