But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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