I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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