Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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