i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
God I need to hump something, right now.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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