just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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