Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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