that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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