I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
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