How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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