My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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