ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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