You work out of a Hotel?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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