Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
