dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
