my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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