? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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