Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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