Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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