Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
