How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize