Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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