question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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