So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
