I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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