she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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