After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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