I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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