Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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