is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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