i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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