I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
wow bdsm is so cute
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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