She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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