trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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