Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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