let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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