Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Two words: nipple clamps
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