But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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