Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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