I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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