He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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