doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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