Dual....:-)
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Randomize
