So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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