I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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