I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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